Poly-cotton blended, modern-fit shirt with single color logo (Small, Medium) or multi-color logo (Large, X-Large, 2X-Large only) on front chest and a large, full color logo on the back. Pair it with camouflage cargo shorts to complete the look.
Instantly makes you more attractive.* Raises your credit score.** Doubles as a shop rag to check your oil with.***
Limited supply, once these are gone, they're gone.
(Large, XL, 2XL feature new full-color front logo)
*Unless they're into nerdy car stuff, probably not. **Also probably not. ***This one is true; you can wipe your dipstick on it if you want.